… of my year.
What? Did you think I was calling it quits on the blog?
You should know by now I like writing too much to let this drop. It’s also a great tool to keep myself accountable.
I also have low self-esteem and am in constant need of affirmation from others.
Okay, go ahead and call bullshit on that last sentence.
In truth, I have the Doors song stuck in my head. Some techno pile of pablum on the playlist for my Greco classes samples the opening in its chorus. It’s not as bad as the techno cover of Pink Floyd’s Comfortably Numb I heard at Freshii one night.
I almost didn’t make it. While I reached my goal weight with Free Form Fitness at the end of September, I added a few pounds between the end of my time there and the beginning of my time at Greco Lean and Fit.
I worked the extra pounds off and then some at Greco. The indulgences of New Brunswick and a relaxed exercise routine during my trip home for Christmas holidays added a few back. Renewed food discipline and increased exercise, four Greco sessions to make up for the loss of a run night, beat it back the weight to below 170.
By the numbers
Worst (Sept 2010) January 13 2011 January 13 2012
Weight (lbs) 250ish 234 165
Body Fat % ? 36% 21.9%
BMI 38 35.6 25.1
Neck (In) 17.5 17.5 15
Chest 52 50 38
Waist 42 42 32
I’ve gone from looking like
While most of my friends wished 2011 goodbye and good riddance, I was kind of sad to see the old girl go. While it did end on a low note professionally, the preceding 52 weeks taken in total simply constitute the best year of my life. I accepted the challenge of getting to 170 lbs and I exceeded it. On a dare, I took up running, committing to do a 5K race. I not only survived that race, but a found a new passion. I did four more 5K races since then and went from 32:35 in May to a personal best of 27:25 in September. I’ve deepened my existing friendships and made a lot of new ones. Becoming an instructor at the Running Room reignited my passion for teaching.
How much have my looks changed? The facial recognition feature of iPhoto hasn’t recognized me since July. I have to manually
That’s how I did this, but why did I do this?
To protect my side gig as a Ricky Gervais impersonator. Ricky lost weight, so did I.
Well, not really. Seeing some high profile celebs that I’m a fan of, like Ricky Gervais and Jonah Hill, get fit this year helped strengthen my resolve to succeed, but the resolve was already there.
I knew I would have to do this eventually. In 2004, I clocked in at 244 lbs and was diagnosed with sleep apnea. I had the choice of the CPAP machine or lose weight, so I hit the gym and got my weight down to 180 lbs by the time I left New Brunswick for my PhD studies in Washington, DC. I had no idea my weight had crept back on me over the next five years. The sedentary lifestyle of the graduate student combined with the penchant for stupid food choices lead to it all coming back and then some.
In many ways, this last year has felt like the Doctor’s regeneration sequence. I look different. (I’m sure you’re getting sick of the Doctor Who references, but I’m not.) I feel different. More energy. More stamina. I go to bed earlier, but I also get up around 5 am almost every day. Farmers and fishermen don’t get up this early (at least this time of year).
I am still the same, though. Think of it as the 2nd Michael.
The next year has a lot to live up to. The blog will continue while I actually go an entire year not fat. What you’ve read up until today was just the prologue.
There are challenges ahead. Some, like the half-marathon, I’ve set for myself.
Others have been thrust upon me. My old flames, my most psychotic stalker ex-lovers have found me. First, Covered Bridge Potato Chips found its way to the Organic Food Store near Vicky’s.
My greatest enemy has found me. Five Guys. The Daleks to my Doctor. They stalked me all the way from Washington. Time and space meant nothing for them in their dogged pursuit of me. They crossed a border. This litter was at the foot of the stairs to my apartment building when I came home from a movie Monday night.
They’re here. There’s one in Riverside, a mere 3.5 km away.
The Doctor ended the Time War between the Time Lords and the Daleks by placing the whole conflict in a time lock, literally locking them away from existence.
I don’t quite have that capability. I’m just not going to go to Riverside.
The answer is that simple: just don’t go. If Tron: Legacy taught us anything, sometimes the only way to win is to withdraw from the game.
To quote a great admiral: